I wrote this in September of 2012 for Chronogram, almost ten years ago.

How fortunate I am to be able to look back and soothe my past self. It all worked out, oh fearful one. Or, I should say, so far, so good.

Oh, the treacherousness of parenting while human.

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This was the hottest summer on record in the Northeast. Finally, after a lifetime of feeling like the grump on the sidelines, I’m basking in the glory of this muggy madness, driving everyone crazy with my big smile and bring-it-on attitude. I can’t help it! This kind of soft, “moist,” close air soothes me. It’s like a hot box that helps me transition from reptile to human. Who knew evolution felt so good?

Okay, maybe it’s not just the weather that has me feeling so human. Even though I have been almost completely absent from the monastery this summer, my practice feels strong. I am sitting a lot, working hard, learning to play tennis (my first attempt to play a sport…ever!), taking care of the steady stream of CSA veggies that we signed up for, running with T, hanging with friends, visiting family, figuring out the right amount of indulging in summer backyard fun. And in the middle of it all stands the most glorious 6.5-year-old girl. Like a tree in the valley, green arms reaching in every direction. Of course motherhood is shocking. What miracle isn’t? But wow. Never in a million years would I imagine I—me, selfish, mean-ish, impatient me—could care this much, or more to the point, this way. Which way? The human way.

One of my Zen heroes, Charlotte Joke Beck, who died last year, had this to say about being truly human:

“The natural state is what practice is about. To be a natural person doesn’t mean that one turns into some kind of a saint. Without a sense of separation from the world, however, there is always an innate goodness and appropriateness of action. For example, our two hands don’t behave inappropriately toward each other, because they are part of the same body.”

The word appropriate reminds me a very significant interaction I had with another Buddhist teacher and mom, Judith Simmer Brown, in an interview in this column three years ago.

“Me: I recently noticed that since my daughter turned three and became so much more verbal, I gave myself permission to be a little more liberal about what is appropriate, as if she wasn’t a baby anymore and could handle more of me. It’s been a hard year because of that."

“JSB: You lost your seat as an adult.”

Indeed. This idea of losing, then finding, my seat as an adult, of ever having a seat as adult, has been my guiding parenting principle ever since this conversation. More than any of the various shticks and perspectives that get me jazzed—simplicity parenting, French parenting, tiger parenting, mindfulness parenting—this notion of finding my seat as an adult has been so powerful because it points to a feeling (it’s slipping, it’s slipping…whoops…there goes my chair!), asks a question (where did it go, and how can I get back on it?), and gives such clear feedback (aaaah, now that’s one comfy situation).

This path of finding myself as I parent my daughter is mysterious, but also crystal clear. There is never any doubt when one hand starts grabbing at the other.

For instance: When told it’s time to do one of her very few household tasks, such as set or clear the table, A makes a face, contorts into a tantrum mudra, whines, and delays. A friendly but stern encouragement is followed by a threat, which is followed by making good on the threat. Okay, Miss A, no superspecial downloaded Brady Bunch episode for you! Now finish setting the table so we can eat.

Not so fast, she says. And spirals into despair.

I stay firmly in my adult-size seat, listen to the outpouring of everything wrong in a 6 year old life, comforting but clear. We move on. We eat. Clearing the table is not perfect but ok. I’m on seriously shaky ground. She’s perfectly perfect as her 6 year old self. I, however, am slipping off my seat.

Bath time: not okay. Let me put it simply: it’s time to comb a head of very curly hair. I actually have the thought that I should close the windows, lest the neighbors be alarmed. My blood pressure rises. My jaw tightens. It’s been a long day!!! I watch myself slip out of my seat yet again, but I can’t right myself. I point to her bed, yellow sun streaming onto the blue and white quilt and said, Go. To. Sleep, then close her door and went and sat on the couch (where’s my chair, where’s my chair?), my heart racing, listening to her encore lament, which was, I must say, heartbreaking.

So what exactly did I lose?

I lost my seat because I lost track of myself.

T and I have been talking a lot about this bubble that blows up in our heads as we wander into karmically rigged territory. I, for one, am terrified that Azalea, who is growing up with far more comfort and privilege than I did (jealous?), is being “spoiled.” There is some internal storm of ambivalence raging about this, and so when our perfectly earth-bound interactions slip into a realm where I get triggered, this bubble blows up and I am no longer connected to the moment, the girl, or myself.

I lose my seat and act out of an idea of what might happen when…we all get catapulted into some future state where A is a miserable, entitled teen, it’s all my fault, and life totally sucks.

Not only are we no longer present, we aren’t even human.

We are an idea, some combination of a trip I am on about how un-spoiled (perfect/un-human) children ought to behave, combined with my life as a teenager, coupled with the humiliation of being here again, topped with a dose of garden-variety delusion.

And then the bubble bursts and there is a human being who walked out of her room and is standing in front of me, gigantic see-through tears rolling down her face, illuminating her gray-blue eyes.

It’s me; it is not me. It doesn’t matter.

All hands on deck to clean up this human mess.